Kid story -- with no kid!

I have a kid story today... with no kid! Background:

• Both Joni and Hannah have been having runny noses lately.
  
• I'm in a training this week and so am sitting in a lab with other faculty members who are in this training instead of my own office.

So I was concentrating on something the computer and I hear a sneeze behind me, and immediately turned around, ready to wipe the nose of... the faculty member sitting at the computer behind me!!!!

Ah, parenthood ジ